Are you ONLY drinking Vodka?

This came as an email from my father and I thought it is worth posting:

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.
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The stuff dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
let set five minutes and wash clean.

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The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka.

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The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving.

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The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on wine stains,
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scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
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as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
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The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
Straight vodka gets rid of nits too.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka
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and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag
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and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers,
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fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth
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to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor,
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wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect
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and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy
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to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
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Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
 

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And silly me!

I used to drink the shit!

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